Who knew?

I asked lil man what he learned at school.
He thought and thought, with his little pointer finger tapping out an unknown beat on the side of his mouth, and finally declared:
"Uh. I think I lost my bwain."

Said I, "I'm sorry, son."

"That's okay", he replied. "I'll just go find it."

And off he went.

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Lil man was pondering over an apparently serious 4-year-old's dilemma. Although I was completely unaware of this pressing issue (known only to 4-year-olds I was quickly informed), lil man must have been concerned of my impressive ninja mind-reading technique.

He looks me dead in the eye and asks, serious as a heart-attack:
"Can you hear through my head?"

I assured him I absolutely could NOT hear through his head. But after a quick second of doubt, he dead-pans the question:
"Pwomise?"

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I will not elaborate on these comments.
I will leave them for you...as is.

K's class has been learning about and taking care of Dwarf African Frogs. Today I learned that:

"James' frogs were mating. It was so cute! One was hugging the other one. It was laying right on top. Isn't that cute??"

In addition to these happy hugging frogs, K's class has also been learning about and taking care of millipedes and crabs. The students were given the opportunity to adopt these creatures. Which would explain why I also learned this:

"Macy got crabs today."

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I don't write 'em, folks. I just repeat 'em.